IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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