Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize
