what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Randomize
