Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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