i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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