I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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