their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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