Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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