I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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