if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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