i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Drake has all the answers
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Randomize
