Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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