i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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