Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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