So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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