Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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