Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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