I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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