What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
