How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need help removing her.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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