ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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