do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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