omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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