guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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