He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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