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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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