My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
