i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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