i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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