i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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