That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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