if you like me you must not know who I am
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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