this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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