If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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