You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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