It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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