what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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