Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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