I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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