ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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