This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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