dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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