in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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