I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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