this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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