wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Banned from zoo.
Again?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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