I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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