Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
being pregnant is like rehab
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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