I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
this hospital has no fireball
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Randomize
