Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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