He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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