i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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