redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
why do cheetos always look like penises
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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