Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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