I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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