Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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