It's Friday. Sex?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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