We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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