Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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