Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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